For the fun of it.

Rules: post this as "I'm a..." according to the answer you picked

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[*] None = freaky
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[]Shorts = cutie
[]Skirt = skank
[]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[]Tight jeans = scene kid
[]Ripped jeans = emo
[]Cammo = cage fighter
[]Jeans = prep
[*]Pajamas = pimp
[]Cargo = clown
[]Sweats = athlete
[]Boxers = brat
[]Booty shorts = female
[]Capris = Gangster
[]Nothing = hoe
[]Dickies = weirdo
[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[]Blonde = with a broken heart
[*]Black = with a sexy smile
[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[]Red = that likes to have fun
[]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[]Bald = with herpes
[]Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:

[]1 = who ate
[]2 = who needed
[]3 = who licked
[]4 = who made out with
[]5 = who killed
[*]6 = who smoked with
[]7 = who banged
[]8 = who ran shirtless with
[]9 = who stabbed horribly by
[]10 = who cuddled with
[]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on

[]01 = the kool-aid man
[]02 = a dog
[]03 = a shoe
[]04 = a toothbrush
[]05 = a condom
[]06 = The Trojan man
[]07 = a football player
[]08 = a prostitute
[]09 = a porn star
[]10 = a bag of weed
[]11 = Barney the dinosaur
[]12 = a glass of milk
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a lesbian
[]15 = a whore
[]16 = a pickle
[]17 = a jew
[]18 = a homo
[]19 = an orange
[]20 = a dildo
[]21 = a homeless guy
[]22 = a stripper
[]23 = my crush
[*]24 = an easter egg
[]25 = a jar of honey
[]26 =Santa Claus
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = your dealer
[]30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[]White = because I love marijuana
[]Black = because im sexy as hell
[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[]Red = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[*]Purple = because I'm gay
[]Gray = because I got dared
[]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed
[]Orange = because I smoke crack
[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[]Brown = because i love cheese
[]Shirtless = because I've got abs
[]Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cun


Got tagged by Shareen.

I'm a freaky pimp with a sexy smile who smoked with an Easter because im gay.